Bonnie Christina Jacobs — Dehpane, Alabama
Nick Coppage doesn’t know what he’s getting into but, take it from an ex who knows this cheating, psychotic b***h all too well, your life will turn upside down if you catch feelings for this luney-tune, Bonnie Christina Jacobs of Dehpane, Alabama. If it’s not her way she will threaten to cut herself, blame you for abusing her, cheat with someone who will constantly be attentive to her above everything else – work, family, friends. She needs drugs and lots of them, she’s a roller coaster of confusion and chaos. I’m just trying to warn you, she’s a scary ride and there is no safety equipment in place, ride at your own risk.