Pete Wood – Miami, Florida
This blowhard is Pete Wood, a regular drunk at The Elbow Room who stalks women on social media after learning their names in the bar. He’s killing their business with his obnoxious behavior and smelly body odor.
He tries to get married women to cheat and will even ask you to buy him a drink when he can barely walk. He smells like he urinated on himself a couple nights before and put the same clothes on to assault your sense of smell. You can’t stay here, Pete, go back to your box in the alley.